The Family Planning Association has already begun handing out pamphlets to concerned parents with a DVD on how to insert the reading material into the vagina.
The pamphlet also includes puzzles teaching the baby how to turn off SafeSearch in Google Images and disable region restrictions on certain DVD players to allow pirated content to play. This unprecidented move has angered many people of the community.
"It's unethical. I don't want to mix teaching my innocent children about penises and vaginas, with teaching them about computer piracy. It's disgusting, and it funds terrorism!" concerned father Water Damken says. The organisation behind the pamphlet is yet to comment about this.
Family campaigner Mrs Wather Faque had this to say--"The internet has more and more pictures of women's breasts and vaginas. General viewing television even has subtle references to blow jobs and cunninglingus, just watch the music videos of our time. Anime lolicons depict difficult subjects of incest and pedophillia. Toddlers will get confused when they see this, and I'm not alone in saying we have to put a stop to this. That is why we started this campaign. To stop this confusion and avoid akwardness, and of course teenage pregnancies. Our collegues at the Drugs Education Association are tackling issues of kids wanting to 'get high' who want to 'see what it is' by promoting movies with drug references and video games like Fallout 3." The DEA had also tried to start a campaign to allow unborn babies to consume canibas, however when it was found that the substance would actually destroy the mother's uterous the idea was scrapped.
