It's never too late to say the beautiful phrase, I told you so. Despite ringing warning sirens since forever. 1, 2. You stood idly by ignorant of the theory that would apparently never work in practice. Well now it's too late. Australia's internet will now be filtered. In fact I am so glad you guys are only rising up in indignation only now, that I have changed my stance from being against ISP level filtering to being all for it. Why? Because it's simply all too late. Why stop at ISPs when there's plenty more ways to please the educated parent and genius politician.
If this plan goes ahead, which it will, then as my good friend alacarte tells me, the Rudd government will fall. But in the end, I am told, all they care about is votes. If they will get kicked out they will do everything they can to remain. Even going against what they think is right. Perhaps, but I'm eager to see how this will go. Let's expect some real anarchy to happen on the night the system starts running.
My proposal to the Australian people. If you think the ISP filters are not enough, and that you want a tighter rule over your family's as well as your own surfing experience, then I have devised some new methods in which you can prevent a worse case scenario.
Router level filtering
Firefox level filtering
Ethernet level filtering
Operating System level filtering
Internet level filtering
Unfortunately because this tutorial included the topics of explosives, and strapping them on a whale and using them to ram into the giant underwater internet cables, we received very angry emails such as this one:
Well done to all of you. Merry Christmas and a happy surfing experience next year.
Disclaimer: alphaomega frankly does not care if you think the acid the nuclear suit guy is dipping the Ethernet cable head into seems 3D perspectively incorrect,
